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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:40:06 -0400

metalendlessdark:

step-brotherff:

ang-gandako:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …

and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it

inmybubble: Hate lifeeeeee. I want to be over the guy at the theatre so badly I’ve essentially...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:55:59 -0500

inmybubble:

Hate lifeeeeee.

I want to be over the guy at the theatre so badly I’ve essentially royally screwed up any chance I’ll ever have with him and I still can’t get over him.

Ughhhhh. I liked life so much better when there were no real boys involved.

sunshine-and-silver-linings: diet starts now wooohooooooo

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 22:25:56 -0400

sunshine-and-silver-linings:

diet starts now wooohooooooo

itsahopeforallthehopeless: burningbrights: selenacrush: fuckye...

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:14:04 -0400

itsahopeforallthehopeless:

burningbrights:

selenacrush:

fuckyeahselenita:

Selena meeting Shia LaBeouf!

THIS IS JUST THE CUTEST THING

‘hiiiii… OH MY GOSH’ haha i love her so much
look at her getting starstruck.

Even a huge star like Selena gets starstuck. Just shows that she’s just like us.

She’s so adorable.

NOVEMBER=SWEETIE ♥ Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts....

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 09:59:13 -0400

NOVEMBER=SWEETIE ♥
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

love-sing-jonas: imastayfornick: electric-cupcakex3: Re-Edit(:...

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:36:54 -0500

love-sing-jonas:

imastayfornick:

electric-cupcakex3:

Re-Edit(:

MUCH BETTER.

definitely

The Jonas Brothers have always said how we, the fans, will grow up with them. They've matured over the past few years and so have we. So what if that means less posters up in our rooms? Or less listening to their music nonstop? Or less obsessing and more appreciation? Or even less voting constantly for silly awards that in the end don't really prove anything? Sure, the teenies may move on to the "next big thing"...but we, the fans, who were with them since the beginning, the fans who have grown up with them, will always be here. So here's to the fans of the past, the present and the future.

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 17:29:51 -0500

jealously is ugly, bitch

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:35:37 -0400

jealously is ugly, bitch

trust is something so valuable. too bad you'll never have mine.

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:25:37 -0400

Video

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:24:24 -0400

“Let Us Love” needtobreathe

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:19:18 -0400

“Let Us Love”

needtobreathe

"with all the damage done, it’s hard to see how far we’ve come."

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:53:45 -0400

“with all the damage done, it’s hard to see how far we’ve come.”

i love my mommy.

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:06:00 -0400

i love my mommy.

Don't dish out what you can't take

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:14:11 -0400

honestly half the stuff you do, if someone did it to you, you’d probably be in therapy for months, cry about it all day everyday, and be a total wreck. So next time you try to pull a stunt like that think to yourself, “what if that we’re me?” try to have a little compassion for someone besides yourself. ok?

karma’s a bitch, so get ready.

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:44:07 -0400

karma’s a bitch, so get ready.

BRENDA’S BACK B!TCH3Z!!

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:02:28 -0400

BRENDA’S BACK B!TCH3Z!!

find a penny pick it up, and the rest of the day you’ll have good luck.

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:48:56 -0400

find a penny pick it up, and the rest of the day you’ll have good luck.

you got a fast car? i...

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:08:34 -0400

you got a fast car?

i had a feeling that i belonged, and i had a feeling that i could be someone.

you got a fast car?

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:04:43 -0400

i had a feeling that i belonged, and i had a feeling that i could be someone.

i'm over it.

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 22:12:10 -0400

it’s funny how girls can be such bitches. shit is talking behind backs but never said face to face. it’s a damn shame, if you ask me.